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    July 31

    下雨下雨,哗啦啦哗啦啦

     
    寿司店
     
    “给我一份三文鱼头”
    “请问您要什么口味的?”
    “哦,都有什么口味的?”
    “我们这里只有味缯的”
    “-__-  这个,只有一种口味我还选什么啊?”
    那姑娘嫣然一笑,离开。。。
     
    过了一会,旁边坐下一哥们。
    “给我一份三文鱼头吧”
    “请问您要什么口味的?”
    “哦,都有什么口味的?”
    “我们这里只有味缯的”
    “%&$...那我就要这个口味的吧”
    又嫣然离去了。
     
    我在旁边看着那点菜姑娘的表情,一种被调戏的感觉油然而生。这应该不会不是故意的吧?Sarcastic
     
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    刷车之后第二天一定会下雨,一定会下。没有百试,不过试了20多次都准。Thinking
     
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    你有没有体会过自己身体的一部分,不受你控制的变大。。变大。。一直变大。。涨的发疼。。光滑的表面因为那即将蓬勃而出的液体而变的光亮?
     
     
     
    我的脚腕上就莫名其妙的起了这样的一个水泡,而且以我可以感知的速度在蓬勃成长着。我看着它,想象着它终于克服表面张力的样子。如果我的身体和这个泡一起爆炸的话,那会是什么样?
     
    July 26

    EIFJ

     
    在网上看到一个测试,谁感兴趣,也去做做 http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp
     
    说我最合适的职业如下:Counseling Psychology Social Work Education  Physician  Science 
    Computer Programming  Management  Fashion Merchandising Politics
     
    想想好象里面还真有几个我也许能做的不错的职业。不过回头一想,上面的几种工作算不算风马牛不相及呢?也许测试都是这样,给出一个包容的答案,其实就是让你自己去选。各种描述中总有几句是符合你内心深处对自己的评判吧,于是测试就这样准了起来。
     
    我的类型被称为EIFJ,他们是这样描述的。
     
     
    Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging
    by Joe Butt

    Profile: ENFJ
    Revision: 3.0
    Date of Revision: 23 Feb 2005


    ENFJs are the benevolent 'pedagogues' of humanity. They have tremendous charisma by which many are drawn into their nurturant tutelage and/or grand schemes. Many ENFJs have tremendous power to manipulate others with their phenomenal interpersonal skills and unique salesmanship. But it's usually not meant as manipulation -- ENFJs generally believe in their dreams, and see themselves as helpers and enablers, which they usually are.

    ENFJs are global learners. They see the big picture. The ENFJs focus is expansive. Some can juggle an amazing number of responsibilities or projects simultaneously. Many ENFJs have tremendous entrepreneurial ability.

    ENFJs are, by definition, Js, with whom we associate organization and decisiveness. But they don't resemble the SJs or even the NTJs in organization of the environment nor occasional recalcitrance. ENFJs are organized in the arena of interpersonal affairs. Their offices may or may not be cluttered, but their conclusions (reached through feelings) about people and motives are drawn much more quickly and are more resilient than those of their NFP counterparts.

    ENFJs know and appreciate people. Like most NFs, (and Feelers in general), they are apt to neglect themselves and their own needs for the needs of others. They have thinner psychological boundaries than most, and are at risk for being hurt or even abused by less sensitive people. ENFJs often take on more of the burdens of others than they can bear.

    TRADEMARK: "The first shall be last"

    This refers to the open-door policy of ENFJs. One ENFJ colleague always welcomes me into his office regardless of his own circumstances. If another person comes to the door, he allows them to interrupt our conversation with their need. While discussing that need, the phone rings and he stops to answer it. Others drop in with a 'quick question.' I finally get up, go to my office and use the call waiting feature on the telephone. When he hangs up, I have his undivided attention!

    Functional Analysis:

    Extraverted Feeling

    Extraverted Feeling rules the ENFJ's psyche. In the sway of this rational function, these folks are predisposed to closure in matters pertaining to people, and especially on behalf of their beloved. As extraverts, their contacts are wide ranging. Face-to-face relationships are intense, personable and warm, though they may be so infrequently achieved that intimate friendships are rare.

    Introverted iNtuition

    Like their INFJ cousins, ENFJs are blessed through introverted intuition with clarity of perception in the inner, unconscious world. Dominant Feeling prefers to find the silver lining in even the most beggarly perceptions of those in their expanding circle of friends and, of course, in themselves. In less balanced individuals, such mitigation of the unseemly eventually undermines the ENFJ's integrity and frequently their good name. In healthier individuals, deft use of this awareness of the inner needs and desires of others enables this astute type to win friends, influence people, and avoid compromising entanglements.

    The dynamic nature of their intuition moves ENFJs from one project to another with the assurance that the next one will be perfect, or much more nearly so than the last. ENFJs are continually looking for newer and better solutions to benefit their extensive family, staff, or organization.

    Extraverted Sensing

    Sensing is extraverted. ENFJs can manage details, particularly those necessary to implement the prevailing vision. These data have, however, a magical flexible quality. Something to be bought can be had for a song; the same something is invaluable when it's time to sell. (We are not certain, but we suspect that such is the influence of the primary function.) This wavering of sensory perception is made possible by the weaker and less mature status with which the tertiary is endowed.

    Introverted Thinking

    Introverted Thinking is least apparent and most enigmatic in this type. In fact, it often appears only when summoned by Feeling. At times only in jest, but in earnest if need be, Thinking entertains as logical only those conclusions which support Feeling's values. Other scenarios can be shown invalid or at best significantly inferior. Such "Thinking in the service of Feeling" has the appearance of logic, but somehow it never quite adds up.

    Introverted Thinking is frequently the focus of the spiritual quest of ENFJs. David's lengthiest psalm, 119, pays it homage. "Law," "precept," "commandment," "statute:" these essences of inner thinking are the mysteries of Deity for which this great Feeler's soul searched.

    Famous ENFJs:

    David, King of Israel
    U.S. Presidents:
    Abraham Lincoln
    Ronald Reagan

    William Cullen Bryant, poet
    Abraham Maslow, psychologist and proponent of self-actualization
    Ross Perot
    Sean Connery
    Elizabeth Dole
    Francois Mitterand
    Dick Van Dyke
    Andy Griffith
    James Garner
    William Aramony, former president of United Way
    Gene Hackman (Superman, Antz)
    Dennis Hopper (Speed)
    Brenda Vaccaro
    Craig T. Nelson (Coach)
    Diane Sawyer (Good Morning America)
    Randy Quaid (Bye Bye, Love; Independence Day)
    Tommy Lee Jones (The Fugitive)
    Kirstie Alley ("Cheers," Look Who's Talking movies)
    Michael Jordan, NBA basketball player
    Johnny Depp (Pirates of the Caribbean)
    Oprah Winfrey
    Bob Saget America's Funniest Home Videos, Full House
    Julia Louis-Dreyfus ("Seinfeld")
    Ben Stiller (The Royal Tenenbaums)
    Peyton Manning, Indianapolis Colts quarterback
    Matthew McConaughey (The Wedding Planner)
    Pete Sampras, Tennis Champion
    Lauren Graham ("Gilmore Girls")
    Ben Affleck (The Sum Of All Fears)
    John Cusack (High Fidelity)

     

    July 24

    撞死那只蚊子

     
    早上,在车里,放下车窗的时候飞进来一只蚊子。
     
    Selena: 啊,蚊子!
    我: 恩,轰出去
    Selena挥手轰蚊子中: 哎,我们把这个蚊子撞死吧
    我: 撞死?
    Selena: 对啊,蚊子在车里飞,车一开,蚊子又不知道,不就被撞死了。
    。。。
     
    我忽然觉得自己高中物理确实是没学好,因为当时满脑子里立刻都是那种子弹打木块的题 -__-|||
     
    应该能撞死吧~~能不能啊?
     
    请我认识的人里面理工学历最高的 倒克特.任 回答一下~~别只说结论,请用理论详细说明一下。
     
    另外,要是一个人在自由落体的电梯坠地的一瞬间腾空跃起,是不是还是一样会死的很惨?还是会稍微好一点点?
     
    唉,我这样的问题是不是显的我特没学问啊Thinking 
    July 23

    你怎么停车

     
    单位停车场很小,进出一点都不方便,而且公家的车就占了80%的位置,于是,靠近单位大楼门口东西两侧大约100米的副道就成了大家停车的地方。
     
    每个人都想停在尽量靠近大楼门口的中心地带,这样上下车都可以少走一段路。但,除非你每天早上上班的时间能早过那些上“早班”的编辑,这对我这种晚上不睡早上不起的人来说是绝对不可能的。于是每天早上,从路口拐进这个副道的时候,我都很痛苦。因为要做抉择。按正常的情况,大家停车肯定是沿“中心地带”依次往两侧延伸。但你却无法知道中心和后1/3段是否还有停车位,但直接停在前1/3段吧,好象又有点不太甘心。但关键是,这样的选择是不可逆的,因为你总不能在上班高峰期充满行人和自行车的副道上倒着开回去吧~就算行人愿意,交警叔叔也不愿意啊。(请教大家一下,你们遇见警察怎么称呼?我真是一点都不知道,从小就知道警察叔叔,但这会该怎么称呼咧? 警察同志?HOHO,我不希望有机会和他们“聊天”)
     
    曾经有过惨痛的经历,感觉小宇宙告诉自己前面还有车位,结果,越开越绝望,最后,极其无奈的在副道的尽头拐弯,再直行,停在了一个从来没有想过会在那里停车,并且下车走去单位的时间和从家开到单位的时间一样的地方Confused 
     
    这几天都比较“乖”,在副道的入口看见位置,就早早的停了。但经常在走去大楼门口的途中发现有更近的停车位。
     
    我应该为没有继续前行觉得可惜吗? 还是应该高兴自己能够“见好就收”?